Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...