Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Fish jokes 03
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