If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...