The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...