The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...