Question and answer
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Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...