What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
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Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
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What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...