Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...