The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...