First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...