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Why, why, Tell me WHY!
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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
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Santa vs. system admins
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
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Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...