FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...