Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...