Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...