The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...