Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...