A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...