Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...