Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...