Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...