Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...