Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...