Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...