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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Grasshopper than a cricket
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Dictionary for women
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At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...