Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...