Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...