Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...