At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...