Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...