The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...