What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.