I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...