Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...