A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...