Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...