Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...