Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...