Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...