ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...