Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...