Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.