I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Two plus two is five
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A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Lawyer: Send Me
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