What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate