A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Idiots on the computer
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Had any accidents?
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Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Read the label first!
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.