Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...