If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...