Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...