Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...