Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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