The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...