Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....