Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...