A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...